Rachella has this unkillable optimism about her. I say "unkillable" mostly because Camden says I can't kill her for it.
Oh Dad, try and go on a trail with her for a while. It's insane. She sings, she smiles, and everything is so fucking peachy that after a while you're sticky and fuzzy from it, and not in any good way. More like in that smear-your-enemies-with-honey-and-put-them-on-an-antpile kind of way. Please, Daddy, please get me out of here. She's singing again, and she's asking me if I'm feeling great, that doesn't the sunshine feel so nice today, isn't it the perfect weather, and isn't Gerald's butt adorable?
OK, I made that last part up, but really, Dad. It's the only scenery that girl has seen in days, I promise you. If she's gushing about sunshine, it's because she's fucking convinced it's coming out his ass.
Oh crap, she made me think of Gerald's ass.
Jennelcia Akribastes, Rachella Hawksgard, Gerald Akribastes
Upside Down - Jack Johnson
