Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle

WHERE IS THE FUCKING COFFEE MACHINE. IT IS NOT IN ITS USUAL SPOT AND THERE IS NO COFFEE HERE TO BE FOUND AND MY HEAD IS DEMANDING THAT COFFEE APPEAR NOW. I AM THE FUCKING REGENT OF THIS LAND AND I. WANT. MY. COFFEE. HEADS WILL ROLL IF I DON'T GET MY FUCKING COFFEE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND WHERE IS THE COFFEE MACHINE YOU IDIOTIC BAST--

Oh. I left it at home!

Luci Cruxradia
Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle - Dethklok

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Just so you know, Irk has finished The White Thaumist Trilogy: Book One! All of it has been posted to the site. The Halloween Special is up too!

Irk is now revising The Peacock King Trilogy Book 1 for an official ebook and print release. She expects to be done sometime early next year. While regular Peacock King posts are on hold, you can read Splice, an urban fantasy serial that Char is writing in bi-weekly installments.

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