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Char: I HATE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IN IT BY ANY DEFINITION OF "LIFE"
Irk: I have no life.
Char: You may stay.
Irk:
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(Note: This is par for the course when I am coding. In fact, it is unusually lacking in profanity...)
I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.