THIS FORUM IS NOW A PINBALL WIZARD OMFG.
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OK, quick test.
I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.
He's a pinball wizard, there's got to be a twist!
He's a pinball wizard, got such a supple wrist!
How do you think he does it? (I don't know)
What makes him so good?
I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.
Can't see no distractions!
Can't hear no buzzers and bells.
No colored lights a'flashin',
plays by sense of smell!
Always gets a replay, never tilts at all --
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!
I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.