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How do you redeem your Coffee Beans? Will you stay where you are in the ratings? Can it be done privately?
Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?
-Jereth (David Bowie), "The Labyrinth"
If you want to redeem them, you can leave a message on the forum or contact me and/or Irk privately and let us know how many you want to redeem and what in particular you'd like to do with it. I would personally like to state for the record that you don't need to limit the 15-bean one to a training short, since personally I think that would get kind of boring to write after the tenth one, so it's more like Buy An Insertion. Nnnnnnnnot the adult kind. I mean, if you want, but that would be discussed a bit more privately because um no boffing the main chars (except Erynn, because he is Erynn and is a very friendly sort of guy and could conceivably find a way to make enough time to do everyone who ever requests him). Everything can be done privately if you want, although that's a touch of a bummer for us attention whores masquerading as authors...
At some point art commissions might be added in to the beans redemption, but we're still
fighting duels overworking out the details on how that would work and how "expensive" it would be.I'd like to see things set up to where overall rank wasn't lost due to redemptions, but I don't think that's currently hard-wired into the system yet. Might have to think of some kind of admin cheat on that.
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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.
That'd be the 100 bean one as a short. 15 is "ask a character a question". For the 100 bean you can also ask for something not involving self-insertion, if you're more of the voyeur sort.
I never even thought of beans as a kind of ranking, so I guess to preserve that we'd add a "-15" on someone's account or something? This is all very new to me and novel flu is still making me wonky in the head!
You were always a bit wonky in the head. It's why we all like you so much. :)
Oh yeah well YOUR MOM.
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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.