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NaPoWriMo Shenanigans

So, every April Irk and I participate in NaPoWriMo. One poem a day, every day, for the entire month.

That's pretty much the only rules there are.

In the spirit of showing everyone just how doofy we can be (and to prove a point that you don't have to be an utter natural at writing to actually sit down and write), we're posting them publicly. Here. In front of you. In these forums.

Oh GOD what have I agreed to.

Feel free to participate, comment, etc. Just, uh, be nice. Nobody's actually doing this for critique (unless you ARE, in which case, more power to you).

Char
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1 - Reunion

My disclaimer and commentary are in my original blog post here.

1 - Reunion

there you were on Main Street
  grins and girls and arms outstreched
 my name soaring over the crowd

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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What she said. 1 - Twone Two

What she said.

1 - Twone

Two bracelets cross and overlap
cozy and kept inside the jewelry box
an event not of much consequence.

In the chest all trinkets are kept together
by the dark, the safe dark
pure and untouched in that shadow.

When she opens the chest
lifts one by its silver clasp
the gold strands of the other glint at her.

Somehow in that box, the two had twined
snaked into and through each other
two bracelets become one.

She wonders if the gold glints a warning
not to separate the two lovers
after lifting them together out of their bed.

They fit around her wrist
woven and tangled delicacies
beauty born from the disordered void.

irk
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Re: Reunion: I like the

Re: Reunion: I like the multiple usage of and. This paints a pretty complete picture in few words. Also that space on the middle line's beginning sort of makes the front and end lines of the poem into a sandwich type thing, making it a complete work out of two ends, which fits.

My brain is tired and I'm not good at sounding smart right now.

GabrielGadfly
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Re: Reunion I really like the

Re: Reunion

I really like the rhythm in this piece.

GabrielGadfly
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Re: Twone I think the second

Re: Twone

I think the second to last stanza is my favorite and the overall serpent-like persona given to the bracelets.

Char
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2 - Sequence

2 - Sequence

I
want
to sleep
so badly
but the wheels are
still turning inside my weary
head and I am left without any sheep for counting
so instead I hunt for a pattern in the vestigal thrum of the engine within.

ETA - OH POO the layout is fucking up the lines! When I get on something that ISN'T my phone, I'll post it so the lines break as they're supposed to. POUT.

ETA 2 - Unless of course it's formatting fine on normal screens... OK I sleep now yes.

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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2 - More Not yet darling curl

2 - More

Not yet

darling

curl all your
fingers
and toes
right into those sheets and

bury

your hands
into my hair and
tell me
tell me

what is enough?

How much for you?
I won't give
until you take
until you take.

GabrielGadfly
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Re: Sequence I like how this

Re: Sequence

I like how this one builds, then snaps off. Sort of like the frustration of wanting to sleep, but not being able to, but being so frustrated with not sleeping that you exhaust yourself and pass out. Does that happen to anyone else but me?

Re: More

RAWR. I want more. :)

WA_side
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Following avidly, and

Following avidly, and enjoying all of the poems.

Unfortunately, I'm not good for constructive commentary like Mr Gadfly ;oP

Char
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OK, reposted Sequence here.

OK, reposted Sequence here. Cuz really, the whole point of the poem is lost if the lines don't have the correct number of syllables because they've wrapped!

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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Oh nice. It reads very well

Oh nice. It reads very well now that it's formatted.

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Aren't you glad I didn't keep

Aren't you glad I didn't keep going to F12? I SURE AM.

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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3 - Token You Cupped between

3 - Token

You
Cupped between my palms
I suppose your face
isn't "you"--
just a set of features
an assemblage
that betrays "you"
in a quirk of an eyebrow
the crook of your mouth
funny way you twitch your jaw
it's all the little things I notice
but never tell

I'll never tell them I found "you"
I'll tell them
"That face was a fake"
"Same as the others"
"Nothing to see there"
"Don't know why I tried"
You'll be safe, don't worry
I've already forgotten I've seen it.
Keep it?
You didn't tell me I could have--
Well, hon, now it's lost.

Char
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3 - (untitled) I'm going to

3 - (untitled)

I'm going to consume your world.
My breasts will form your hills,
My hips your horizon.
In the spring, when my smile blooms
And you pray my name in sweat and seed,
Fucking your fertility into the palm of my hand,
I will have won.

[Yeah, no idea what to call this one. I'm SLEEPY.]

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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RE: (untitled) I just lost

RE: (untitled)

I just lost the game.

I like the grinning vengeance tone.

GabrielGadfly
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Re: Token I'm not sure I know

Re: Token
I'm not sure I know what's going on here. I think I need to re-read it when I'm not distracted.

Re: untitled
I really like this. The penultimate line is fantastic.

irk
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Sometimes I'll write about a

Sometimes I'll write about a situation in my head that I won't actually bother to reveal. I've been known to be so cryptic with things in the past that trying to figure out what my poem is about is like trying to figure out Tori Amos lyrics.

In this case, though, it's based around the Iaen and Stevane stuff I've been posting on Saturdays.

I also have half of a not-very-good pint of beer in my head, and it's an awful predicament.

Char
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4 - Easter Traditions

4 - Easter Traditions

Remember what Mommy told you about zombies?
Simple puncture wounds won't do the job
and we couldn't find the head this year
(Grandma said it was mush,
but Grandma has been acting funny lately
like the whole thing with the thermometer)
so we had to skip the lamb.

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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4 - Bunnyhump Day No carrots

4 - Bunnyhump Day

No carrots or rabbits.
No basket.
No time for chocolate.
Parents never called.

Shirts don't fit me.
Waist shrunk, but breasts
Stubbornly gibbous.
Tarps come in my size, nothing else.

The souvenirs:
a book I can't take on the bus
an umbrella that doesn't collapse
2 more miles on the bike.

Afterward
a summons back
for beer with notes of chocolate
and comments that my gibbous has waned.

Char
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5 - Sarah

5 - Sarah

Seven times you turned from me
and seven times you returned,
insincere remorse in your eyes.
You love the taste of that
particular forbidden fruit,
and as I lick the juices
from your swollen lips,
I find once again
I am helpless to restrain you.

Which of us committed murder?
My blade was at their throats,
but it was your hand that snared them,
your lips that sealed their fate.

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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5- Saran Scrape There is no

5- Saran

Scrape
There is no scrape here
Slip yes
Slide
Lose my grasp every time
try clawing through saran wrap
(it's plastic wrap because "saran" is without meaning)
(brand means nothing to a casualty)
Slip always slip
There is no climb
Always slip
And lose always lose
And after enough time
Life, only at the bottom.

Rafun Li
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I shouldn't do this, I guess,

I shouldn't do this, I guess, but I just can't resist, so here is one of mine (don't kick me for intruding, please...):

Good Little Girl

There once was a girl
A good little girl
Brown hair, blue eyes,
a bit shy.

She never fought back,
Just wasn’t a fighter,
She always nodded, always smiled,
And kept her thoughts inside.

Sometimes she cried at night…

Lived in a world of fairytales,
Of fantasies, and lies
Without hope that her dreams could come true.

She’d never have thought,
Never got the idea,
That there was fire, there was flame
In her heart deep inside.

Sometimes she cried at night…

Lived in a world of fairytales,
Of fantasies, and lies
Without hope that her dreams could come true.

There once was a day
One sunny day,
There was courage, there was freedom
And a fire burning bright.

There is that flame inside
That wants to burn, wants to fight,
That knows no desperation,
Knows no fear.

Sometimes she smiles at night…

Lives in a world of fairytales,
Of fantasies, and lies
But there is hope that her dreams can come true.

I was, I am, I will be
creating and destroying worlds, master of life and death.
Out of nothing I bring light to victory, the day I drown in darkness, in twilight I resurrect the sun and moon.
I am eternal, the Night.

Char
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The more the merrier, I say!

The more the merrier, I say!

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

Char
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6 - LDR

6 - LDR

There was a certain comfort
in the way roads are forever connected.
Unbroken asphalt from point A to point B -
No matter where I roamed,
be it the store or Washington
or wandering the coast,
there was always that physical connection,
something I could touch that also touched you.
Hundreds of miles between us
no more than a simple
take the 26 east,
I-5 to the 10,
84 to the 80 to the 40.

Now...

no matter where I go
you're not on the grid.

I've never felt so lost.

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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6- Trades We came to the

6- Trades

We came to the circle; we all bowed as equals.
Each one brought something to leave in the center.
I would take what was left, and in return, I would work.
The American way, the capitalist witchcraft.

You broke bread with me, and offered me cookies.
I made you tea, and agreed to learn manners.
You didn't hold my slowness against me.
When you cough behind your hand, I know it for a chuckle.

You took an umbrella from me, ruining the exchange rate.
The censer you left behind smells sweet in sun or rain.
It is your own, and I know you intend me to dance with it.
Dancing is not taught through lessons, but in freedom.

When you came into the circle the fire went out.
Your cloak swept up ashes in your wake, your only gift.
I taught myself to paint my face, imitating yours.
What thing can I fear when your look is upon me?

You teach secrets, and tell none where your prize is.
I dug up your gift after nights of searching.
A hollow charm, dirt didn't harm its humble nature.
I hold and contemplate the space within.

You don't tell me what to do.
In return, I am allowed to hold up your cloak from the ground.
I can gaze at the pattern, at the weave, as we glide forth.
Like Kings, you and I walk - I could drag you down at my will.

You brushed my nose with your fan, winked, and said:
"Nothing of gifts and trinkets, but watch these fools.
I will tell you of the nights and the hearts of men.
The woman's wisdom is no currency, it is birthright."

I left myself, and agreed to take it with me as well.
I gave you the strength of my back and my heart.
I dance, and stumble, and trip and flail for you.
For you, but sometimes I mind for me as well.

irk
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I remember when you told me

I remember when you told me about how all roads connected. I dug it. And it's hard when a constant gets pulled up by its roots.

irk
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7- Sheathe He... it? There is

7- Sheathe

He... it? There is a hand, it belongs to Master
(I think I call him that now, and he doesn't hit me)
the hand is stretched with a rough, dark, scaly pelt.
The fingernails are thick like teeth, rubbled, clawlike.
They rasped against my bare skin not long ago.

Master plucks the chain, crude black iron.
Iron wrought with fire, iron wrought with hammer.
Laid back over the anvil, virgin, resplendent.
At once smote and kissed, as my breasts were,
as my inner thighs were. The heat lingers.

I enjoyed it - I couldn't not.
Can't even feel guilt now - the collar round my neck,
leather, is cozy, rough. Like Master's hands,
sandpaper everywhere they touched me.
I still feel the scratch, the tickle, my hairs on end.

I giggle. He jangles the chain, not a jolly one for mirth.
But I am, and I have enjoyed his attentions
during the long wait. I am tasting victory,
sold on the block to the wealthiest buyer, my target.
My blade waits inside my heart, where I feel nothing.

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7 - I follow a very specific set of rules.

7 - I follow a very specific set of rules.

All we have ever said or wanted to say
Networked thoughts laid out in
Ongoing silken threads -
Nascent screams of indignity
Yesterday's anger and today's cynicism
Measures of a brewing storm
Outbursts railing at the world
Unresolved tensions
Slander and sex and the epitaphs du jour
Delineating battle lines
Even as they form a rallying point.
Leaving my face behind
Is easier than I thought it could be -
Visages are overrated in this new war
Equal ground found in the crowd
Revolution comes from the fires
Set in the shadows of the web.

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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8- She Had It Coming Sashay

8- She Had It Coming

Sashay down the alley, hips swaying
Each breast a gentle bounce, a wobble of fruit
you shouldn't pick. It's my fruit
and there's no reason to shroud it in sackcloth.
My fruit.
It doesn't hang low - these breasts sway high
(I'm no old woman)
Nothing on this body is yours to pluck
and
fuck
as you please.
I am no invitation. I am a moving body.
There is no fence around me
do you string barbed wire around yourself?
No warning sign, no label
You know what's not yours.

Asking for it?
I know how to ask.
Not with my hips
breasts
thighs
belly
ankles
or toes.
I ask with my fucking mouth.

Char
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8 - fadingembers

8 - fadingembers

Drunk and tired,
trying to explain why
two women are taking pics
of an Edward Cullen cardboard standup.
Everyone in Sweden is a sexual deviant.
... OK, as soon as I said that,
I realized what was wrong
with that assumption.
Pineapple cake shots,
the waiting game...
everyone around me is trying to get laid
but I am alone on on the iRag.

[Taken from @fadingembers's utterly entertaining (and occasionally non sequitur) tweets.]

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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9- Whiteknuckle Fold my

9- Whiteknuckle

Fold my fingers
into a star
for you

One necklace
two digits
my lips

Say "forever"
No words
us here

Crossed palms
Thighs part
We fly

Char
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9 - Lies My Neighbor Tells Me (And Herself)

9 - Lies My Neighbor Tells Me (And Herself)

I have no ambition.
I had dreams -
Crossing the nation in my Peterbilt
Leaving footprints in the red dust of
 a distant planet
Untangling the mysteries of the universe
 through the eyes of a distant lens
 through the symbols of the purest language
 through the elements of existence.

These days I'm content
To enjoy the simple things.

What is the point of ambition
When my soul is content?

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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10- Tribute When is my soul

10- Tribute

When is my soul content?
A snapshot: two women and a beached convertible
Their clasped hands worked where speech didn't
While latter-day saints built their gaudy temples
Their only step in the dance is a turn away
Heathens couldn't attend your lambskin dinner
Instead they'll nibble your horizon to winter
Straight and regular teethmarks, a pattern of comfort
Desire, envy, lust, zeal, avarice, temptation, grace
Converge upon your point with halted breath

Char
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10 - Scribe

10 - Scribe

I'll rewrite it all
Scribble new lines
Blue and gold inks drowning the black
Editor in motion
Fingers racing through
Like children through the cornfields
Alive, furiously alive
Burning and consuming every experience
Like it was the last fire
Waiting to be struck written
Knowing the next one
Is but a spark stroke away

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

Char
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11 - honeymoon

11 - honeymoon

turn the night inside
out and weave pieces of me
between your fingers
around and through you
wear me like the ring you gave
me under the stars

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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11- Art Bin Cheap little

11- Art Bin

Cheap little tackle box
Trays of miscellaneous charcoal
Broken, scattered remnants
Some college kid's Intro to Art class
left behind on consignment.
Six dollars. His hassle, my bargain.
Another liberal arts core requirement
enriches the art world.

Char
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12 - Naturally

12 - Naturally

Talk of the town, that girl and her hair.
"Disgusting, how disgusting --
imagine how her daughter will warp!
What perversions will mark her son?"
But oh! Their nattering is no match
for the thrill of the breeze
running through my hair --
delicious fairy tickles
from my thighs to my ankles
while the sun drenches my
languid upturned face
in burning summer kisses.

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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Wait... Is this poem about

Wait...

Is this poem about pubes?

irk
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12- Another Gold Star You

12- Another Gold Star

You don't expect a whole lot of me
--That's no true
You expect the whole world of me
But you don't act like it
You just say
"I would tell you to go home today."
"I wouldn't work you like this."
"I would be kind."

And so, not being told to push
Not being told to slave
Not being told to sweat
I work harder
I do it for you
And I love you for it
Because you don't tell me to
You just expect it of me.

Char
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DUDE. IRK. I KNOW I'M A BIT

DUDE. IRK. I KNOW I'M A BIT HAIRY BUT MY PUBES HARDLY REACH MY ANKLES.

CHRIST.

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

Char
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13 - Monster Lips

DUDE OK GUYS
THIS ONE MAY NOT BE FOR THE WEAK OF STOMACH.
SCROLL PAST IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE GRAPHIC GIRLBITS.
Also, guess what ticked me off today. XD

13 - Monster Lips

My vag is not a fucking flower.
It vomits new generations
of consumers, critics, and
unsolicited opinions,
leaving me wondering
what the hell kind of fruit
I've gone and fed my mate.
Blood spills forth,
and with it, the rage
of a thousand screaming
illogical hormones,
all clamoring for sex and
violence and
goddamn chocolate right the fuck now.
My vag does not unfurl,
or bud,
or ripen,
or any other such bullshit.
It slobbers and seizes
and swells and does this weird
sort of throbby thing.

If my vag were a flower, it
would be something like
nightsbane.
It's certainly the bane of my nights --
hungry and irritable,
demanding and insatiable.
My vag is contrariness,
passion and consumption.
It will suck you dry with
its demands,
and leave you a pale and
beautiful (and happy) corpse.

Rather like a flower.

I fucking hate flowers.
Over-hyped plucked cadavers,
way too expensive for
what they really are.

_____
I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

Char
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By the way, #12 is about leg

By the way, #12 is about leg hair, no matter what that fiendish co-writer of mine tries to tell you. T_T

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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13- Show and Tell It

13- Show and Tell

It tickled
On the bus
My pants leg
All the way to school
I'd scratch, it'd go away
Another tickle a few minutes later, but so light
So I ignored it
I had to ignore a lot of things
To even survive the bus trip
Useful to learn, but sometimes...

Well, in homeroom
They stared
And they laughed
I think Clint saw it first
I was in third grade? Maybe second.
Maybe it doesn't matter.
It crawled down my leg
Tiny cockroach, rode all the way with me
I thought, sometimes these things happen
Just not to them.

irk
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But if it were about pubes, I

By the way, #12 is about leg hair, no matter what that fiendish co-writer of mine tries to tell you. T_T

But if it were about pubes, I wouldn't judge you! It'd make a good pube poem. It's a bit of a niche genre.

Char
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Your MOM is a niche genre.

Your MOM is a niche genre.

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

irk
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14- Role Model Tall Standing

14- Role Model

Tall
Standing straight and proud
Falling on my face so graceful
I want to be like that.

MeiLin
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*falls over dead*

*falls over dead*

irk
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Yeah! Like that! (Welcome to

Yeah! Like that!

(Welcome to the forums!

Char
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14 - Shapeshifter

14 - Shapeshifter

If you could be
anyone at all
everyone
no-one...
Do you still
underneath that mask
have a self?
All that you are
inside that skin
never makes it past
everyone else's smile.

_____
I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

Char
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15 - Hai-koo Time!

15 - Hai-koo Time!

moist and delicious
the eager slurping sounds of
kitty-butt grooming

BONUS HAIKU!

Pringles: just like my
girlfriend -- thin, flaky, fragile
salty in my mouth

(Admission: I wrote this one a long time ago. Still love it. XD)

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I am the bridge-jumping friend your parents warned you about.

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