Char: Some of you might recall that I wrote a Peacock King novel (and I use the term loosely) way back in... uh... 2008, for NaNoWriMo. It focused on four characters, and was pretty much just following them about at certain points in their lives, giving some insight into the Poets and the Armed, exploring what it was to be one (or both, as the case may be). I haven't shown any of them because, well, for starters, they were written before the first novel was finished, and thus were HELLA spoilery. (Most of 'em still are!) In a couple other cases, the story ended up going a different direction, so they don't fit as well into the universe anymore. That's probably pretty important to keep in mind while reading this, 'cuz yeah, some things have shifted slightly (the particulars of cultural attitudes in urban Radia vs rural Radia in regards to gender fluidity, for example). But hey, this kind of thing happens when you write as a worldbuilding exercise!
My favorite of the bunch was definitely Erynn (although Bronwyn was a close second). I won't be posting the full body that makes up what I wrote of Erynn's story; some parts don't fit anymore and some are part of the Velvet Hell side-universe. There's an NC-17 part that you can read if you have adult content enabled on your profile. Have fun!
He was pretty tall, as I recall. Cheerful guy, slightly sunburned as you would expect a redhead to be, and developing a bad case of the freckles. His curly hair was definitely looking a touch dusty and ragged from being out in the elements so long, not to mention trapped under the fading leather hat and loosely tied back with a leather thong. His walk was so damned carefree he might has well have been skipping down the road, his horse following a few paces behind with an air of longsuffering that one would normally expect from an old whipped dog. Not that the horse was mistreated. I'm pretty sure that his horse was wondering what the hell his rider had laced his coffee with that morning before setting out.
The Armed clomped his way down the boardwalk, stopping occasionally to peer into windows. I remember my grandfather muttering in his senile, stale-breathed way about the nosy damned sheriff stickin' his overbred nose into our business, but something about the man's manner suggested to me that he was more likely trying to figure out which of the identical sun-bleached buildings housed some kind of bar. My guess was confirmed when his face lit up, and he made his merry way through the door of my grand-uncle's pub.
I was now faced with the choice of going back to my chores or investigating this happy development further.
Being that this was a small frontier town and all, I was allowed into the pub without anyone so much as glancing my way. Rurals tend to figure that if you're tall enough to reach the bar, you're tall enough to drink. Besides, kids generally learn their limits from the first hangover. I found myself wondering if the new guy got hangovers much. Now that I was closer, I could see that he really wasn't too much older than me. Maybe about the same age as some of the girls at Grandma's. That didn't really mean he couldn't hold his liquor, though. My cousin Badence can chug Uncle Kirk's worst without batting an eye or feeling the effects the next day, so there was a chance this stranger had the same iron gut. I saw his nose wrinkle as he sniffed the highball Uncle Kirk gave him, and figured I stood a fighting chance of finding out first-hand. The grimace he made as he swallowed didn't make his chances of being another Badence very good, though.
I swaggered over, trying to make my manliest first impression possible. He raised an eyebrow as I approached and smiled, but never lost that approachable twinkle in his eye. I hauled my skinny self up on the stool, gave Uncle Kirk my manliest stare, and bellowed for a stout.
Well, that was the goal, at least. Instead, my cursed adolescent voice broke halfway through my request, and instead of a fine foaming stout I got a mug full of ginger soda. The Armed guy never laughed, but the way his shoulders hitched gave away the fact that he had witnessed my shame. I glared down into the gold foam, hunching my shoulders and wishing that I could disappear. Or at least suddenly be two feet taller and a hundred pounds heavier and have a nice beard.
When I finally dared to look up, he was still grinning that welcoming, crooked grin.
"Don't worry, kid. You'll grow up too fast anyhow."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" I bit, then blushed at my own rudeness.
He laughed. "It means when you finally start getting those funny hairs in weird places, you'll be so busy with boring shit that you'll wish you were back in the days before you had to shave to get a girl to look at you without spitting."
I wrinkled my nose. Girls. Who needed 'em. I took a manly gulp of my ginger soda, and let out a somewhat manly belch.
"Whoa, impressive." My new drinking buddy saluted me with his glass.
"Thanks." I grinned, suddenly amused at my own antics. What the hell, I really was just a goofy kid to this guy, and I'm sure things here looked funny. Might as well laugh with him. "Hey, so, what brings you way out here?"
He drained his glass, then caught Uncle Kirk's eye. "What do you have in the neighborhood of a fine dark?"
Uncle Kirk stared at him, deadpan, then finally answered. "One moment."
The Armed watched him lumber away, then turned and looked at me. "He always like that?"
I nodded and grinned. "He's an ogre, but he won't spit in your beer."
"That's nice." Uncle Kirk lumbered back, depositing the glass of stout in front of the Armed with a solid THUNK, then trundled away. "Does he..."
"Yeah, it's not just you. He doesn't like outsiders, even though he likes their money."
He nodded. "Pretty normal in towns like this, really. There's always a few warmer souls, though." He grinned and winked, then sampled the stout. His face lit up, and he took a deeper swallow. "Damn, that's good."
Uncle Kirk grunted from the far end of the bar.
"That means 'thank you'," I stage-whispered.
The Armed laughed and lifted his glass in salute to Uncle Kirk. Uncle turned his back to us and went back to eavesdropping while cleaning glasses.
"To answer your question," the Armed continued, pausing long enough to drink that I could take a moment to cast back and recall what I had actually asked, "I've been out here on something of a mercy mission. We've gotten a few reports of organized gangs harassing a few settlements, and Dad thought that someone should be sent out to check on things and bring it back to order, if necessary."
"Dad?" I blinked. "Why would your dad care what the Armed do, unless..." My mind continued the thought, making several creative leaps in conclusion, and I felt the blood drain out of my face.
He blinked a couple of times, then sighed. "Yes, kid. Dad's the Judge. No, he rarely eats babies for breakfast, and usually when he does it's because they-- Kid. I'm joking."
I gasped a little, relieved, then stopped to consider things. My dad could be pretty rough, too. Maybe not as rough as the Judge was rumored to be, but my dad's fists were pretty big and mean, and he didn't even have to eat babies and cornhole grandmas to keep in shape. Besides, this guy looked nice enough, and I was pretty sure that someone this nice couldn't be related to someone as nasty as the Judge was supposed to be. You can tell the pups by the bitch, so Grandma says.
The ginger soda was getting a little warm, but I took another gulp of it anyway and enjoyed an even fruiter belch.
"What's it like?" I asked, my tongue moving ahead of my brain once more. "I'm sorry, I mean... well, I've never been away from home, and you're kind of cool, and..." I stopped myself and tried to find the direction my thoughts were heading again. "Oh damn, I haven't even introduced myself and I'm being rude about you. Sorry." I offered a hand, which he took. "I'm Blackirons Erynn, and in case nobody else was right mannerly enough to mention it," I said, shooting a glare at Uncle Kirk, "welcome to Robinstead."
The man's eyebrows raised slightly. "Well, glad to meet you, Blackirons. I'm..." He stopped and grinned. "Well, you did right proud by your community in greeting me. The least I can do is return the airs, yes?"
Before I could say anything, he had risen from the stool and stood in front of me with a crisp tap of his boots on the floorboard. He brought his hat forward from its resting place behind his head and bowed, his hat hand arcing like he was scooping water for his horse out of the river. His eyes never left mine, though. "On behalf of the Hall of Arms, and in the name of the Jhe o'Radia and the Jhe h'Akribastes, I greet you and humbly request good shelter and fair passage. I am Jhedeinuos Gerude a'Radia h'Akribastes Akribastes'sen, and I thank you for your good company."
I snapped my mouth shut, until that moment unaware that it had dropped open. Gerude laughed warmly enough that I knew he wasn't laughing at me, so I laughed too.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I just wasn't expecting something quite that fancy."
"No matter," he said, readjusting his hat so that it was hanging down his back once again. "Try having to memorize that speech. Or, worse, the ones the Poets usually announce themselves with!"
"Poets?"
This time it was Gerude's mouth that dropped open. "Wait, you people have heard of us, but you haven't heard of the Poets?"
I shook my head. "No, sir."
"Gerude."
I shrugged and grinned. "Most people out here can't read. Why would anyone care about a poet?"
He tossed a few coins on the bartop, more than enough to pay for both our drinks and the few extra people in at this hour, and stood. "I'll tell you about them if you want, kid, but I need to tend to finding a place to sleep and care for Nocturne. Come with me?"
"Sure," I said, and trotted after him.
- - -
His horse looked a lot more content in the stall than he did earlier, following Gerude down the street. As the doors opened, he tossed his shaggy head and whickered, then went back to scarfing down hay like it was something he hadn't seen in years. Judging from the appreciable roundness of his gut, I would have to argue that the horse was a lying glutton.
Gerude strolled over and slapped Nocturne on the neck. "Doing alright there, big fella?"
Nocturne snorted in his face, spraying chewed hay on his coat, then lowered his head and went back to eating. Gerude brushed at the soggy clumps with cheerful dismay. "Damned horse. I just cleaned this coat."
"My aunt Caroline does laundry."
"Yeah, thanks, kid. I'll look her up in a bit. I'm only going to get it dirtier later." He eased himself into the stall with Nocturne, running his hands over the black coat, tilting his head and running his fingers against the lay of the hair. "Perhaps not. Whoever brushed him down did an excellent job."
I grinned. "Caleb takes pride in caring for the horses, si-- Gerude. He cares for little else."
Gerude smiled, a tiny tuck of the corners of his mouth. "Yes, I know the type." He gave Nocturne's rump a couple of solid smacks, then let himself back out. "Well, since I don't have to spend a couple of hours currying my horse, what say we find some food and talk over that instead?"
I really meant to turn him down politely, as Ma wasn't keen on me bumming meals off of others, but my traitorous teenage stomach overruled me. Loudly. Gerude laughed. "Show me where to go, kid."
"What kind of fare do you prefer?"
"Anything that doesn't taste like trail food."
I wrinkled my nose. "What does trail food taste like?"
Gerude sighed. "When you travel with me? Burned."
I frowned, thinking. "Well, that rules out Ike's place, then. Let's head over to Grandma Lettie's."
He followed me out of the stable, turning one last time to look over Nocturne's accommodations. They met his approval, just as they had five minutes ago, so he planted his hat on his head and followed me into the twilight.
Robinstead looks a lot better at night, with the darkness disguising a lot of the bland shabbiness of the place as homely warmth. It was still warm enough in early fall that people were enjoying their final meal of the day outside, bringing out their tables and chairs and lanterns. Most waved as we walked past, calling out their "grand evenings" and, in a couple of cases, lifting their hats in greeting to Gerude. He tipped his hat in return, whether or not they had initiated the gesture, taking care to be unfailingly polite even when the resident in question did no more than glare our way. The yellow glow of the road-lamps made walking easy, and before long I was tromping along the boardwalk in front of Grandma Lettie's. As I opened the door to enter, I caught Gerude looking in the window with a mild expression of shock.
"Kid, this place... this is your grandmother's?"
"Yep," I said. "She makes a decent meal, and the entertainment isn't bad."
Gerude gave me a funny look, then laughed. "I guess so, kid. Just wasn't what I expected."
I shrugged as he passed me. "Men get hungry in a place like this."
The girls looked up in unison at the sound of our boots hitting the hardwood floor, resembling for all the world a clan of painted ground dogs. "Erynn!" they called, also in chorus. I waved and found a small empty table. Gerude looked around as he sat, nearly missing his chair with his lack of attention. Rua wandered over, giving Gerude a long look-over. "Well, Erynn, what have you dragged in with you tonight?"
"This is Gerude," I said, nodding in his direction. "He's a guest."
Gerude stood and bowed with a flourish, introducing himself. Unlike the speech he gave me, he ended this one by taking Rua's hand and brushing a kiss on the back of it. Rua actually blushed, looking back at me.
"Make sure you make more friends like this, Erynn," she giggled.
"Rua," a crackly old voice snapped, "qui' until they done eat, girl!"
Rua rolled her eyes at me, and I snickered. "Good evening, grandmother," I said, standing and hugging her.
"Goodness, yer a tall whelp, ain't ya," she said, pinching my chin and returning the hug. "Swear yer grown a ha'inch since las' week." She looked me over with her sly old lady eyes. "Gonna wet yer pricker yet, son?"
I turned beet red, and Gerude laughed. Grandma turned her attention on him and grinned.
"Ah, lookit the sweetmeat yer done dragged in. Welcome, welcome!"
"And greetings to you as well, my lady," Gerude said, bowing again and brushing a kiss on the back of her gnarled hand, his eyes shining with barely-contained laughter.
Grandma chuckled, and I admit I was a little surprised she didn't blush, too. Gerude just seemed like the kind of man to have that effect on the fairer sex. "Make sure yer avail yerself of our hospitality, y'hear?" she said with a wink.
"We'll see," he said kindly. "Right now, I can think of little else besides this growl in my stomach."
"Well, yer leave that to me, boy," Grandma said. "I'll fex that right well." She waddled back off to the kitchens, and as she disappeared we heard her barking orders.
Gerude watched as she disappeared, then looked back at me. "That... she..." He finally gave up and let loose his laughter, burying his face in his arms on the table. His laughter was contagious, and soon we were both wiping tears from our eyes. "I want to take her home and introduce her to my father."
I choked, wondering why the blazes Gerude would want to introduce a withered brothel ma'am to the Judge, and after a moment's thought, decided to just ask. Gerude laughed, shaking his head. "Dad's just like that. He..." Gerude folded his hands under his chin, looking towards the kitchen thoughtfully. "Dad's kind of connoisseur of women. He genuinely seems to enjoy them, even if it's a baffled sort of fascination."
"Well, isn't that true of all guys?" I asked.
"No, not really," he said, unfolding his hands and toying with the silverware. "Not to the degree my dad takes it. He really is..." His hands twirled through the air as if reaching for just the right words. I watched his fingertips, curious as to whether or not he'd actually be able to pluck them out of the air. Halfway through the fourth twirl, he caught me watching his fingertips and, to my amusement, watched them as well through the rest of the gesture. "That really isn't helping, is it," he muttered.
"Helping what?"
"I don't remember." He chuckled and waggled his fingertips.
"Weel, boy, iffen yer wantin' that kind o' company, I'm sure I ken skeer some up fer yer."
I inhaled my spit and started in on a spectacular choking fit while Grandma set down the plates. Gerude wasn't faring much better, his snort having set off his own coughing spasm.
"No thank you, ma'am," he managed to sputter. "I wouldn't want to put you out any."
"Oh, dint worry none 'bout it," she cackled. "I'll be sure an' cheerge yer the price annen some." She looked him over, her hands balled on her rather expansive hips. "Whatcher pref'rence, boy?"
"Girls," Gerude said, pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking with silent laughter. "Truly, ma'am, I'm not looking for company tonight, although I promise you that should I change my mind on the matter, I will seek your opinion on the matter first."
"Yer better," she said, waggling a finger at him. "I know my puss, and believe yer me I kin match yer flavor right off." She grinned as he finally turned bright red and gave in to the laughter with his face buried in his palms.
"Please, lady, I beseech you," he cried, "I will starve to death enjoying your company."
Grandma laughed, then turned and rapped me on the head with her bony knuckles. "Eat yer supper, pup, or yer ma will hear frem me."
"Yes 'm," I said, my mouth already working on the first mouthful of biscuits and gravy.
One last smile for Gerude and a final glare at me, and Grandma waddled her way around the corner into the back of the building.
It took Gerude several minutes of recovery to start in on his plate, but he made short work of it.